I mean elephants are awesome, no? All big and wrinkly and apparently easier to train than my cats. I want an elephant, and since our backyard might be a little small (which is obviously the only obstacle in my way), I will settle for this instead.
The Storybook Elephant Long Necklace is US$14.99 at Ruche. And it probably makes less of a mess than the real thing too, come to think of it.