Ahhh Dorothy. Dorothy Dorothy. You little tease. You whisper sweet nothings in my ear, tempt me with tales of pretty things on sale, reason with me that I need new clothes for the impending winter. But Dorothy, it's no use I'm sorry. I will not be swayed by you. I am on a no-buy and I am impervious to your pleas. My credit card is staying safely in my wa ... OOH LOOK AT THAT!
Grey bow front waistcoat, £15.00 from Dorothy Perkins.
Now move along people, nothing to see here. No buying happening, so, yeah, bye now. Off you go.