Actually, I think I kind of like living in a universe where that can happen. And it turns out his shoes aren't too bad. There's a little too much animal print for my liking, but there's also some real pretty:

That's the Glamorous. It's a little bit conservative in a librarian chic way, which I love. Usually US$110.00, at the moment they're on sale on PiperLime for US$69.50.
For a look at the rest of the Carlos range, check out the website.