Anyway, I'm tired and not thinking entirely straight yet so LOOK, PRETTY SHOES!

Black patent peep toe platform high heel - also known as shoe perfection.
Hey Tooth Fairy, my gruesome teeth must be worth heaps, especially since I was SO brave - so I'll put my teeth under my pillow tonight and in the morning pretty shoes will be there, yes?
Canadace Peep Heel, AU$149.95 from Sportsgirl.