I found these adorable little piggy earrings from Susane01 on Etsy:
and was just about to post about them when I realised there was only one pair left. So I bought them. Which is why the picture is so tiny, because of course once I'd bought them they were removed from the listing. Ooops! Sorry about that.
As a consolation prize, here are some kitty earrings:
And a gorgeous glass pendant necklace:
So you can't say I'm not good to you!